As a tradition in Belgium, there is a day in September where people celebrate free sex! How cool is that! I will put this on my list of must-go places before I die. And I need to go there while my libido is still at the top of the scale. Otherwise it would be pointless, figuratively and literally speaking.
September is also the month where FHM Philippines features Jaymee Joaquin as their online babe. I don't know about you guys but I surely can make myself cum just by looking at her on TV. I know it sounds absurd but come on. Those lips. The body. The smile. Throw in that bubbling personality and I'll go straight to cloud 9 faster than I can say Games Uplate Live.
I've never been obsessed with celebrities before except some rare occasions when I masturbated watching those sexy online photos of Angelina Jolie in an internet cafe. But Jaymee, she's just different. I usually loathed watching game shows and noon-time shows. It is an insult to my intellect. But 4 months ago when I happen to switch my TV on during the wee hours of the night, there she was, hosting a late night game show and radiating that effervescent personality which acts like an instant magnet to me.
From then on, I got hooked up. I watched the show even if I find it unpleasant (I was thinking of a stronger word but dropped it instead because it might offend Jaymee.). All the time, I just sit in front of the TV and ogle at her. I smile when she smiles, which she does very often by the way. I jump on my seat when she jumps because somebody answered the quiz. She crinkles her nose or bites her lower lip and puts her hands on her hips when she's angry. But it doesn't matter if she's angry, she looks adorable all the same. I love it when she teases her "Tito Mario" with those red-hot lips.
She likes big cars and drives a cool Mitsubishi L200 pickup and listens to old-school rock bands, which adds more to her charisma. She reads Paulo Coelho, Dan Brown, JK Rowling and more. I can't believe myself when I get anxious at the next season of
This year, she was number 61 on FHMs list of 100 sexiest women. I'll bet my whole life savings that she'll be on the top 20 by next year.
And oh, I visited her friendster profile every now and then to check some updates and left messages on her official site's guestbook.
