This is a recap of a recent conversation I had with one of my project-mates in our office. Because of some technical jargons that you may not understand, I used apple and box as analogy to the discussion that happened.
me: Is there an apple in this box?
project-mate: What do you want to do with the apple?
me: I just wanted to know so I can give this box to Mr. Appleman if there's an apple in here.
project-mate: Why do you need to give that box to Mr. Appleman?
me: Look. I'm not going to evaluate how you put the apple in this box. I just want to know if there's an apple inside this box.
project-mate: Do you want an apple? I can give you an apple.
me: You have an apple in there? Why didn't you put it inside this box?
project-mate: Tell me why you need the apple.
me: It's for Mr. Appleman. I want to give this box to Mr. Appleman.
project-mate: I can give you an apple if you want it.
me: No. This box. We're talking about this box. Is there an apple in here?
project-mate: If you need an apple just tell me and I can give you an apple.
me: Liten to me. All I wanted to know is this box. Is there an apple in here?
project-mate: Tell me why you need an apple then I will give you an apple.
me: Are you saying there's no apple in this box?
project-mate: If you want an apple, it's here. I can give it to you.
me: You're saying I can't give this box to Mr. Appleman, right?
project-mate: You can say that.
me: That's all I wanted from you. It's really that simple.
I know what you're thinking. Goddamn uncle-fcuker crappy-minded piss-drinking dim-whitted shitwhore!!! It's a fcuking YES or NO question for fcuking out loud. Why does it have to be that fcuking complicated to answer? And besides, the world will not fcuking melt if you just fcuking say NO right away. In fact, it could have made things fcuking easier for both of us.
Situations like this made me think about that cool Mark XIX Desert Eagle semi-automatic and just shoot this annoying asshole point-blank between the eyes. It would've made things easier.
Hay! I miss the "great ED team" in my previous company.
me: Is there an apple in this box?
project-mate: What do you want to do with the apple?
me: I just wanted to know so I can give this box to Mr. Appleman if there's an apple in here.
project-mate: Why do you need to give that box to Mr. Appleman?
me: Look. I'm not going to evaluate how you put the apple in this box. I just want to know if there's an apple inside this box.
project-mate: Do you want an apple? I can give you an apple.
me: You have an apple in there? Why didn't you put it inside this box?
project-mate: Tell me why you need the apple.
me: It's for Mr. Appleman. I want to give this box to Mr. Appleman.
project-mate: I can give you an apple if you want it.
me: No. This box. We're talking about this box. Is there an apple in here?
project-mate: If you need an apple just tell me and I can give you an apple.
me: Liten to me. All I wanted to know is this box. Is there an apple in here?
project-mate: Tell me why you need an apple then I will give you an apple.
me: Are you saying there's no apple in this box?
project-mate: If you want an apple, it's here. I can give it to you.
me: You're saying I can't give this box to Mr. Appleman, right?
project-mate: You can say that.
me: That's all I wanted from you. It's really that simple.
I know what you're thinking. Goddamn uncle-fcuker crappy-minded piss-drinking dim-whitted shitwhore!!! It's a fcuking YES or NO question for fcuking out loud. Why does it have to be that fcuking complicated to answer? And besides, the world will not fcuking melt if you just fcuking say NO right away. In fact, it could have made things fcuking easier for both of us.
Situations like this made me think about that cool Mark XIX Desert Eagle semi-automatic and just shoot this annoying asshole point-blank between the eyes. It would've made things easier.
Hay! I miss the "great ED team" in my previous company.
