Thursday, July 12, 2007

bedroom moments

After posting a couple of entries yesterday, I found out that I quite missed blogging. Hence this entry, a third one within 24 hours.

I want to talk about awkward moments. Not those moments when you're giving a speech or doing a presentation in front of a large crowd. I want to talk about those moments when it was just you and your partner, in all sorts of nudity.

A truckload of memories filled up my brain as I try to sort out those really awkward and funny ones.

Moment 1.
During my late teen years, when I'm not yet this proud about my sexual prowess, I was at my girlfriend's room. We just got back from the town on a Monday dawn for the university classes. Since jeepneys were rare in those hours, we decided to go to her house, which was a stone's throw away from the bus stop, and take a few hours nap. But with my girlfriend lying beside me, napping was the last thing on my mind. We were both wearing our undies. After some serious kissing and without taking off our undies, I got on top of her and slowly gyrated my hips until I started to do some dry humping. We were both so horny and she already "wet" her panties. She froze all of a sudden. "Agay! Agay! Akong bolbol napi-it!"

Moment 2.
We were at the motel. I'd been there for a few times but going there always gave me butterflies in the stomach. I always ended up relieving my stomach first before settling for the "main course". That night, I thought I will just be alright. She turned the TV on. I sat beside her, kissed her shoulder gently going up to her neck. She let out a soft sigh that gave me an instant hard on. She laid her back on the bed. "Foreplay time!", I thought. I opened my knees apart to go on top of her. But as soon as my other knee landed on the bed. I let out a loud fart. I smiled. She giggled. Back to business. But a very foul odor filled the room after a few seconds. "Baho'g otot!!!", she shouted and headed straight to the bathroom.

Moment 3.
First time checking in at Hotel Sogo in Sanciangko St. We boldly went to the front office desk. She hid herself behind me. A few people were sitting at the lounge area near the desk. I asked the lady behind the counter in almost a whisper, "Miss, naa moy available nga short time?". The girl turned to her left and searched for her colleague. She couldn't find her so she shouted at the top of her voice, "CHE, NAA PAY AVAILABLE NGA SHORT TIME??!??!??". I almost melted out of embarrassment.

Moment 4.
It was my birthday. We went to a spring resort at the south of Cebu. The place was a big disappointment but we never mind as long as we will be alone together. We were cuddling each other until our passion took the better of us. We were both butt naked. She was lying on the bed and I was on my knees by her side brandishing my proud erection. I was slithering my finger to her pussy. Making her wetter and wetter. I could tell she was in pure sexual ecstasy. I dirty talked to her in a low, sexual tone. "Basa-a na nimo uy. Ako nani tilaan." She just sighed and sighed. "Lami ni siya?", I dirty talked again hoping she would respond. And response she did but it was not what I was hoping for. She opened her eyes as if waking from a dream. Her eyes wandered from side to side. Then she answered matter-of-factly, "Ambot lang. Unsaon man nako pagkahibaw?" I broke down to laughter and really laughed my ass off. She reached for my now half-limp member and complained. "Ngee! Mingluyat."

9 comments:

aneshka said...

cge pa 'iam para mawala akong duka nyehehe.. mingaw na ko binastos na isturya

Anonymous said...

hahaha,,,laughing my @@@ssss off!

Gwenn said...

ehehehe... so funny!!! nawagtang akong duka da!

Ylan said...

wahahahahahaha!!!!!
diay splat, karon kay uber proud na ka sa imong sexual prowess?!? LOL!

melz said...
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melz said...

ahaha.. hay nalingaw ko.

Anonymous said...

you da man! watch out peter north, here comes splat to dethrone u! :)

Anonymous said...

hahahahah splat!!!
i always get a good laugh even if i have read your blog for countless times... :D

splat said...

@anonymous, tenk yu.. tenk yu.. *standing ovation*