music and lyrics and arithmetic

Some of my funny experiences.

The girl on my left while riding a Vhire from Ayala to the office, hearing a Michael Jackson song on the radio, tried to do some sing-along.

girl *singing during the verse*: [unintelligible lyrcis].....

Then the chorus of the song came. She blurted out.

girl: Silly Jean not my lover, It's just a girl 'coz I am the one...

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My neighbor waking me up with her videoke rendition of a Barbra Streisand classic.

I turn away from the wall
Istanbul and poll
But I give you it all!!!!!

I am a woman in love
And I do anything...

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Our secretary asking me details about my previous travel.

sec: Unsa gani ka ato nga month minglarga?

ako: February.

sec: Pila diay ka months gi-tatak sa imong visa pagsulod nimo sa immigration?

ako: 6 months.

sec *counting with her fingers*: So March, April, May, June, July, August. Unya pila man ka months ang extension?

ako: 6 months gihapon, Betch. (pun intended)

sec: Ah okei. (continued her counting) September, October, November, December, January, February. Uy, 1 year diay ka didto?

ako: .....

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Medical students falling in line in a movie theater before me.

ticket girl: Ma'am, wala na ra bay vacant sa taas. Sa ubos na lang.

student1: Pila man ang bayad sa ubos?

ticket girl: 60, Ma'am.

student1 *asking her companion*: Pila man tanan?

student2: 60 times 8. Pila mana?

student1: Naa koy calculator.

student2: 420! 420!

student1: Aysa kay atong i-calculate.

student2: 420 lagi.

student1: 480 uy.

student2: aw, 480 diay.