greatest

I never see this one coming. Rodman? Best athlete ever coached by Phil Jackson? Read here.

I never like basketball but during Michael's heyday I got to watch a few games with the Bulls. Rodman, with all the colors of his hair matched with that crazy attitude and lifestyle, just striked me odd. But cool. Specially, he's dating that hot vixen, Carmen Electra, at the time.

Unlike tennis, I never ran down basketball game statistics so I leave it to y'all NBA fans out there to decide.

speech

Have you, guys, seen, heard or read Michelle Obama's speech Monday at the opening of the Democratic National Convention? Wasn't it amazing? It was that awesome I could jack myself off to orgasm (and maybe cry at the same time) while listening to it. Seriously. I wouldn't really call it perfect though with a few over-gushy lines but damn she got into me. Almost moved me to tears.

(photo courtesy of The Wall Street Journal)

Now, I envy Barack for finding such a fine woman. I could imagine countless nights of intellectual ejaculation with her. Did I tell you I'm a sucker for dark-skinned women?

Check out this link for her complete speech.

I hope those Hillary fanatics would calm down and vote for this girl's man. Come to think of it. I'm not even a Democrat or a US citizen for that matter.

Note: Barack Obama or any of his supporters did not pay nor give me any financial or sexual favors for this post.

2012

Watching the Beijing Olympics closing ceremony made me decide that I should be in London for the 2012 Games. I quickly made a mental note to make it as the first on my list of to do things for the next 4 years. Wanna come?

(picture courtesy of getty images from Yahoo! Sports)

On a related note, I read this article over the weekend and made me regret why I didn't become an olympian.

For those, who are feeling lazy to browse through, let me give you a synopsis. It's about the world's top athletes in the Olympic village having naturally higher levels of testosterone, which leads to volcanic release of pent-up hedonism. Basically, athletes banging each other and you don't even need to have a medal to participate. I know you want more so go ahead and read.

Note: This is not a paid ad.

kunt

I am fuming with anger!!!! My face is red as hell and smoke is coming out from my nostrils and ear holes. I'm about to burst. I want to scream my lungs out then set my desk on fire and watch it burn to ashes. After that I'm going to bitchslap somebody all the way to the stratosphere. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before I do further damage, I quickly went to my mp3 list and played this in full volume. I'll let the song do the cursing for me. I'm even too furious to thank Jon Davis for writing this.

***** begin song *****
Kunt

Fuck you titty suckin' two ball bitch with a fat bruised clit
My dick cornholio bitch oh shit fucking ass licking piss sucking cunt
Deez nuts on your lips Kentucky Fried Kung-Pao Clits

I don't know what to say
So what, I don't give a fuck, ya know
I don't know what to say
So what

Saggy tits swinging between your fat crusty arm pits big ass hairy mole
Between your pussy lips cunt shit cock dick cunt tit barf piss balls ass
Pecker quief oh shit fucked bitch damn fucking diarrea sluts, with dicks

I don't know what to say
So what, I don't give a fuck, ya know
I don't know what to say
So what

I have vowed to find stuff to say
But now I've found something to say
Fuck you, Punk ass Bitch
Fuck you, Punk ass Bitch

I don't know what to say
So what, I don't give a fuck, ya know
I don't know what to say
So what

Cunt!
Fuck!
Shit!
Bitch!

***** end song *****

Whew! That relieved me a little. Okay. Back to work.

me lazy and britney

I'm too lazy to do anything. Heck, I'm even too lazy to think, it might damage my brain.

Honestly, I'm just a lazy person. I need some kind of an external stimuli to keep me going. For example, a lady friend would be staying in my room tonight so it has to be sparkling clean. In an instant, that would throw me in a fit of cleaning-frenzy like an obsessive-compulsive jerk. Cleaning even the cracks on my bedroom wall.

Right now, it's not going to happen so I'm in this state. I remember it took me around 3 years before deciding to update my lousy blog theme. Up til now, I still got the same boring theme on my friendster. To think that I've been a member since like 5 years ago when Britney was too adorable on the Disney Channel to be labeled as a bitch.

I like Britney. I think she's spontaneous and interesting. People don't understand her coz they're not as rich and famous and talented and thoughtful as she is. I mean who will give free pussy pics all over the internet when you have to pay loads of money to view a damn porn site except that cute girl though from the sickingly famous High School Musical.

My guess is that she's some kind of a philantrophist, always giving to the needy. Who cares about Gates and that Warren stay-away-from-credit-cards Buffet. You would probably if you happen to be a recipient of that billion-dollar charity program. But if you're from Philippines, chances are you're not. Even if you are, the benefits were surely enjoyed by those sons-or-daughters-of-a-bitch politicians. So I'll stick with Britney.

Aside from Paris, she's responsible for giving media its high ratings. They painted her with names and such but hey they never paid her a single cent for adding those nasty adjectives beside her name. The tabloids are selling like hotcakes and showbiz blog hits are rolling mad like twister. It's all because of her.

Can't wait for her next stunt specially if it's a flash of that pink va-jay-jay.