me lazy and britney

I'm too lazy to do anything. Heck, I'm even too lazy to think, it might damage my brain.

Honestly, I'm just a lazy person. I need some kind of an external stimuli to keep me going. For example, a lady friend would be staying in my room tonight so it has to be sparkling clean. In an instant, that would throw me in a fit of cleaning-frenzy like an obsessive-compulsive jerk. Cleaning even the cracks on my bedroom wall.

Right now, it's not going to happen so I'm in this state. I remember it took me around 3 years before deciding to update my lousy blog theme. Up til now, I still got the same boring theme on my friendster. To think that I've been a member since like 5 years ago when Britney was too adorable on the Disney Channel to be labeled as a bitch.

I like Britney. I think she's spontaneous and interesting. People don't understand her coz they're not as rich and famous and talented and thoughtful as she is. I mean who will give free pussy pics all over the internet when you have to pay loads of money to view a damn porn site except that cute girl though from the sickingly famous High School Musical.

My guess is that she's some kind of a philantrophist, always giving to the needy. Who cares about Gates and that Warren stay-away-from-credit-cards Buffet. You would probably if you happen to be a recipient of that billion-dollar charity program. But if you're from Philippines, chances are you're not. Even if you are, the benefits were surely enjoyed by those sons-or-daughters-of-a-bitch politicians. So I'll stick with Britney.

Aside from Paris, she's responsible for giving media its high ratings. They painted her with names and such but hey they never paid her a single cent for adding those nasty adjectives beside her name. The tabloids are selling like hotcakes and showbiz blog hits are rolling mad like twister. It's all because of her.

Can't wait for her next stunt specially if it's a flash of that pink va-jay-jay.