Sunday, July 27, 2008

10 things to know about me

01. I was once a drug addict, failed a class in college and dropped out of the scholarship because of this.

02. I'm a collector. Now, I have around 2 dozens of mcfarlane action figures, 2 dozens of 1:16 diecast cars, more than a dozen of 1:16 die cast motorcycles, 1 set (8 pieces) fighter planes, helicopters, jet skis and most recently, transformers.

03. I applied a credit card and maxed it out in a single transaction because I bought a very expensive watch for a girl. It took me 2 years to pay it off.

04. I'm taking vitamin C (for boosting my immune system), multivatimins with ginseng (to maintain and enhance my libido), and glutathione (for anti-ageing) for almost a year now
because I'm afraid of getting old.

05. I like to lick vaginas. The pungent smell turns me on.

06. I was contemplating of having a cock ring but news about some men getting infection scared me to death.

07. For countless times, I jacked off inside an internet cafe watching some dirty porn movies. Each station is in a cubicle.

08. I once thought it would be very cool to see a person die on a road accident.

09. One of my perversions is to french kiss a girl while riding on the back of a motorcycle. Of course, there's a 3rd party driver. I did this twice already.

10. I watched a couple of dogs making out on the street and for a minute it turned on. But I swear it only happened once.

5 comments:

Ylan said...

splat, di ko sure if mucomment ko or dili, especially sa #5! hahaha!
dili man na pungent oi!!

splat said...

hehehe... dili lang pod ko mo-comment further uy... murag impyerno gyud ko padung ani inig kamatay nako da...

aneshka said...

haha puros man ni sex-related. uhaw na ka 'iam? wa kay marentahan di ha?

splat said...

pwerteng uhawa... kung natubig pa ni, hagbay ra ko namatay sa dehydration... hehehe

melz said...

hahaha.. nice.