10 things to know about me

01. I was once a drug addict, failed a class in college and dropped out of the scholarship because of this.

02. I'm a collector. Now, I have around 2 dozens of mcfarlane action figures, 2 dozens of 1:16 diecast cars, more than a dozen of 1:16 die cast motorcycles, 1 set (8 pieces) fighter planes, helicopters, jet skis and most recently, transformers.

03. I applied a credit card and maxed it out in a single transaction because I bought a very expensive watch for a girl. It took me 2 years to pay it off.

04. I'm taking vitamin C (for boosting my immune system), multivatimins with ginseng (to maintain and enhance my libido), and glutathione (for anti-ageing) for almost a year now
because I'm afraid of getting old.

05. I like to lick vaginas. The pungent smell turns me on.

06. I was contemplating of having a cock ring but news about some men getting infection scared me to death.

07. For countless times, I jacked off inside an internet cafe watching some dirty porn movies. Each station is in a cubicle.

08. I once thought it would be very cool to see a person die on a road accident.

09. One of my perversions is to french kiss a girl while riding on the back of a motorcycle. Of course, there's a 3rd party driver. I did this twice already.

10. I watched a couple of dogs making out on the street and for a minute it turned on. But I swear it only happened once.

holy shit

A few more hours and I will die of some kind of lung disease. Shitty lungs? Asphyxia due to breathing in too much shit? Internal hemmorage due to some contaminated (shitty) oxygen intake or whatever fucking medical term the doctor would call it.

You see, the guy seated beside me in my test bench in our laboratory smells like shit. The first time I went near him to show how his setup works I thought it was just his shirt giving a foul odor. But after an hour, the stinking odor found its way through my test area. I give a quick look at his shoes and there it was. That familiar brown smudge!!! I know it's dry shit. What the fuck!!! Doesn't he notice the disgusting smell?

I contemplated the best way to tell him. "Holy shit!!! Is that it?!?" Or maybe, "Do you smell shit or is it just me?". Perhaps this one, "What's that brown smear on you shoes?". Simple and direct one would be, "Man, I think that's shit on your shoes." *sigh* If he had been a Bisdak, I would never mind saying to his face, "KABAHO ba nimong tae uy!!! Panrapo adtos kasilyas uy!!!"

I'm starting to get a headache. I can't stand this. I'm going to die.

kanta

Naglakaw ko padung sa kanto sa dihang mingkalit ug syagit ang trumpa mga napulo ka lakang gikan sa ako. Naay kasaulogan gibuhat sa plasa. Mingtukar ang kanta nga ininsik. Wala ko kasabot sa mga pulong. Pero pipila ka segundo, nahimong pamilyar ang tukar. Nagsige ko huna-huna kung asa nako siya nabati-an. Kabalo ko nga sikat ni siya nga kanta pero nakutaw ang akong utok ug huna-huna kung unsa to ang Iningles ani nga kanta. Sa pipila ka minuto, mingkalit ug bagting sa akong alimpatakan. Inatay!!! Ininsik man diay ron sa Dayang-Dayang!!!

training

I'm in a three-hour training (yawn!) and is planning to write something so I can stay awake the whole period. Who wants to listen to something like safety standards anyway? But it's still 8:30 in the morning and it seemed my brain hasn't woken up yet. I can't think of anything interesting to talk about. It goes to show that I'm dumber in the morning... zzzzzzzzzz............

Huh!! What?!? Damn trainor! Calling my name and asking me questions while I'm trying to sleep here. I hate people who ask rhetorical questions but then expect an answer. We get the point!! Okay? I'll just shake my head and smile. That should save my ass.
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A couple of hours more to go and it will be over....

.... KCDS - Key Characteristics Designation System....

Don't mind my writing here. I wanted to scribble so I won't close my eyes. Product engineering... Product engineering... Damn! I'm a development engineer. There's a whale of difference between the two. I can't directly relate to the example and terms.

Yehey!!! Video time!!!

Dr. Edwards Deming... I'll check this guy out on the internet.

Back to lecture.

"It doesn't works... want to reports... ask you a questions... when we says... safe to used... you meets requirements... period of one years... viscosity but he reads it 'virousity'... is very much similars... did not tells you... Here, they identifies... page 43 of that documents... 5 minutes periods..."

"If no questions, then I'll let you all go. But don't forget to sign the attendance." At last!!!!